Install love, it is really quite simple

Tech support : Yes, how can i help you?

Customer : well, after much consideration, i've decided to install love. can u guide me through the process?

Tech support : Yes, i can help u. are u ready to proceed?

Customer : Well i'm not very technical, but i think i'm ready, as long as u walk me through the steps. tell me now, what do i do first?

Tech support : The first step is to open ur heart. have u located ur heart?

Customer : Yes, but there are several other programmes running now. is it okay to install love while they are running?

Tech support : Er...what programmes are running, can u list them for me?

Customer : Let's see, i have past hurt, low self-esteem, grudge & resentment running right now.

Tech support : No problem, you can go right ahead. love will gradually erase past hurt from ur current operating system. it may remain in ur permanent memory but will never never disrupt other programmes. love will eventually override low self-esteem with a module of its own called high self- esteem. however, u have to completely turn off grudge & resentment those programmes prevent love from being properly installed.

tell me can u turn those off?

Customer : Ummm...let me see. actually, i don't know how to turn them off. can you tell me how? please help.

Tech support : With pleasure. it's really quite simple . go to your start menu and invoke forgiveness. do this as many time as necessary until grudge & resentment have been completey erased.

Customer : okay, done! wow, love has started installing itself. is that normal?

Tech support : Yes, but remember that you have only the base programme . it's quite basic . you need to begin connecting to other hearts inorder to get the upgrades.

Customer : oops! i have an error message already. it says, 'Error - programme not run on external components.' what should i do now?

Tech suport : Don't worry, relax. it means that the love programme is set up to run on internal hearts, but has not yet been run on your heart. in non - technical terms, it simply means you have to love yourself before u love others.

Customer : so, what should i do?

Tech support : Pull down self - acceptance; then click on the following files: forgive self; realize ur worth; & acknowledge your limitations.

Customer : Okay, done. that wasan't too difficult.
Tech support : Now, copy them to the 'My heart' directory. the system will overwrite any conflicting files & begin patching faculty programming. also u need to delete verbose self criticism from all directories & empty ur recycle bin to make sure it is completely gone & never comes back.

Customer : Got it, hey! my heart is filling up with new files. smile is playing on my moniter & peace & contenment are copying themselves all over my heart. is this normal?

Tech support : Sometimes for others it takes a while, but eventually it gets it at the proper time. so love is installed & running. one more thing before we hang up. love is free-ware. be sure to pass it & its various modules around to every-one you meet. they will inturn share with others & return some cool modules back to you.

Customer : Thank you, thank you so much.


SOURCE : "The times of India" dated on 12.11.2008 ( read this article today in times of India found it to be intresting & something which is very true....so juzz wanna share it with those of them who didnt get to read this lovely article)

"A LOVABLE LOVE"

I dunno whether dis is a real luv story or not....but the moment i read this story i was vry much touched by the kind of love the guy & the gal shared in dis story ........it was really awesome, adorble, wonderful, heart touching.......wat more to say.....to know wat true love is juzz read this story.... it tells it all....especially the last words of the guy

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after
her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the
party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but
due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was
too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please,
let me go home…. suddenly he asked the waiter. “would you please give me
some salt? I’d like to put it in my coffee.”

Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he
put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why
you have this hobby? He replied: “when I was a little boy, I was living near
the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea,
just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty
coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my
hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there”. While
saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.

That’s his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can
tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home,
has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about
her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice
talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.

They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets
all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was
such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee!
Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess
married to the prince, then they were living the happy life…. And,
every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as she
knew that’s the way he liked it.

After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said:

“My dearest,
please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I
said to you—the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so
nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It
was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be
the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times
in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to
lie to you for anything..

Now I’m dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don’t like
the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the salty
coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for
anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my
whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you
and have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee
again”.

Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what’s
the taste of salty coffee? It’s sweet. She replied.

Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hear
but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!!
Don’t ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one
you like will leave you for the one they love.

Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he
cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, “…that’s
her.”