Friday, October 31, 2008

Install love, it is really quite simple


Tech support : Yes, how can i help you?

Customer : well, after much consideration, i've decided to install love. can u guide me through the process?

Tech support : Yes, i can help u. are u ready to proceed?

Customer : Well i'm not very technical, but i think i'm ready, as long as u walk me through the steps. tell me now, what do i do first?

Tech support : The first step is to open ur heart. have u located ur heart?

Customer : Yes, but there are several other programmes running now. is it okay to install love while they are running?

Tech support : Er...what programmes are running, can u list them for me?

Customer : Let's see, i have past hurt, low self-esteem, grudge & resentment running right now.

Tech support : No problem, you can go right ahead. love will gradually erase past hurt from ur current operating system. it may remain in ur permanent memory but will never never disrupt other programmes. love will eventually override low self-esteem with a module of its own called high self- esteem. however, u have to completely turn off grudge & resentment those programmes prevent love from being properly installed.

tell me can u turn those off?

Customer : Ummm...let me see. actually, i don't know how to turn them off. can you tell me how? please help.

Tech support : With pleasure. it's really quite simple . go to your start menu and invoke forgiveness. do this as many time as necessary until grudge & resentment have been completey erased.

Customer : okay, done! wow, love has started installing itself. is that normal?

Tech support : Yes, but remember that you have only the base programme . it's quite basic . you need to begin connecting to other hearts inorder to get the upgrades.

Customer : oops! i have an error message already. it says, 'Error - programme not run on external components.' what should i do now?

Tech suport : Don't worry, relax. it means that the love programme is set up to run on internal hearts, but has not yet been run on your heart. in non - technical terms, it simply means you have to love yourself before u love others.

Customer : so, what should i do?

Tech support : Pull down self - acceptance; then click on the following files: forgive self; realize ur worth; & acknowledge your limitations.

Customer : Okay, done. that wasan't too difficult.
Tech support : Now, copy them to the 'My heart' directory. the system will overwrite any conflicting files & begin patching faculty programming. also u need to delete verbose self criticism from all directories & empty ur recycle bin to make sure it is completely gone & never comes back.

Customer : Got it, hey! my heart is filling up with new files. smile is playing on my moniter & peace & contenment are copying themselves all over my heart. is this normal?

Tech support : Sometimes for others it takes a while, but eventually it gets it at the proper time. so love is installed & running. one more thing before we hang up. love is free-ware. be sure to pass it & its various modules around to every-one you meet. they will inturn share with others & return some cool modules back to you.

Customer : Thank you, thank you so much.


SOURCE : "The times of India" dated on 12.11.2008 ( read this article today in times of India found it to be intresting & something which is very true....so juzz wanna share it with those of them who didnt get to read this lovely article)






3 comments:

Divya said...

Good one :))

thanks for sharing!

அதிரை ஜமால் said...

While love is installed in one's heart, the magic of this software is - it just takes away the heart and fix the installers heart and get your heart installed to the installer. This helps you preventing from others to install again into your heart,because it won't be with you.

All the best - good approach.

thevanmayam said...

No problem, you can go right ahead. love will gradually erase past hurt from ur current operating system. it may remain in ur permanent memory but will never never disrupt other programmes. love will eventually override low self-esteem with a module of its own called high self- esteem. however, u have to completely turn off grudge & resentment those programmes prevent love from being properly installed.///

good work great...
happy day!!!!!

deva...